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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 11:39
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
401(k) Stats Suggest Americans Still Confident - Newser
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Loons and Moons
So they tried
Person infectious with measles traveled through Sky Harbor, health officials say - ABC15 Arizona
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
China Housing Demand to Stay at 75% Below Peak, Goldman Says - Bloomberg
Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
How do I write a book and sell it?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Which animal has the best sense of smell? - Live Science
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
A Year Out From the World Cup, the USMNT Looks Unprepared to Defend Home Turf - The Ringer
Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
If there is an abandoned house with no owner, can I live in it?